Platonic Dialogue of the Day

The first step in achieving housekeeping wisdom is to admit that one is ignorant when it comes to housekeeping. I have mentioned the following opinion before in other places, and I will mention it here: McSweeney's is funnier than the Onion, though in fairness it should be noted that the Onion can be more profound.

Also Sprach die Zwiebel

Alternative title: Ecce Cepa: The Lawrence County Sheriff’s Department confirmed Wednesday that Jessica Paulsen, a 15-year-old who went missing last month, has been freed from the home of two men accused of kidnapping her, although isn’t freedom itself, as both a figurative concept and a state of being, merely another kind of prison, one that …