Are Any of My Readers Friends with Michael Ignatieff?

If so, could they inform him that much of The Prince involved Machiavelli trolling his audience? To be sure, there is a lot in The Prince that ought to be taken seriously, but there is also a lot that isn't, and it is more than a little annoying when interpreters of Machiavelli consistently fail to make the …

Obama Administration Prepares to Fight Supervillain Michael Cannon

WASHINGTON (PejmanYousefzadeh.net)–Now that Michael Cannon of the Cato Institute has been unmasked as "the single most relentless antagonist" of Obamacare, President Barack Obama has announced a comprehensive plan to deal with the threat that Cannon poses to the successful implementation of health care reform. In a televised address from the Oval Office, the president told Americans …

Also Sprach die Zwiebel

Alternative title: Ecce Cepa: The Lawrence County Sheriff’s Department confirmed Wednesday that Jessica Paulsen, a 15-year-old who went missing last month, has been freed from the home of two men accused of kidnapping her, although isn’t freedom itself, as both a figurative concept and a state of being, merely another kind of prison, one that …

Weddings and Celebrations: Girl from the Obamacare Website and Baghdad Bob

Girl from the Obamacare Website and Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf, who goes by the name Baghdad Bob, will tie the knot at a date to be determined in the future, but definitely well after November 30 , 2013. The bride was, until recently, the public face of HealthCare.gov, the Obamacare exchange website. Her age is unknown, …

No Deal on the Iranian Nuclear Program. Let’s Examine Why.

Major international talks have been taking place that were designed to stop or slow down the Iranian nuclear program, while possibly easing or lifting sanctions on Iran. Those talks have failed, and the reasons for the failure are entirely predictable: In the end, though, it was not only divisions between Iran and the major powers …

HealthCare.gov Website Fixer Jeffrey Zients Missing

WASHINGTON (PejmanYousefzadeh.net)--Jeffrey D. Zients, who has been asked by the Obama administration to fix the problem-riddled HealthCare.gov has gone missing, report sources who work closely with Mr. Zients. Police and the FBI are investigating whether Mr. Zients is the victim of foul play. Co-workers report that immediately after having begun work to fix the troubled …

Republicans Slam Democrats for Wanting to Delay Individual Mandate

WASHINGTON (PejmanYousefzadeh.net)--Republicans today criticized Democrats for wanting to delay the implementation of the individual mandate portion of the Affordable Care Act, or Obamacare. They claim that Democratic efforts are merely a smokescreen for a larger effort to sabotage the law. House Speaker John Boehner (R--OH) said "Democrats have to come to terms with the fact …

World Leaders Deploy Obamacare Registration as Planetary Defense Mechanism

WASHINGTON (PejmanYousefzadeh.net)--In a rare example of international cooperation, world leaders announced that they had constructed a space-based defense system for the Earth that is designed to prevent an alien attack and conquest of the planet. The system is meant to frustrate assaults from other worlds by forcing aliens to register for Obamacare in order to …