Boy, It’s a Good Thing We Don’t Have Any Major Problems that Need Solving in this Country!

Otherwise, some people might get upset that the government is wasting time regulating piano teachers: Teddy Roosevelt busted Standard Oil. The Obama administration? It's making the world safe from rapacious piano teachers. Every month, it seems, brings a new story of this presidency leveling the intimidating powers of the federal government against some law-abiding citizen. …