Television Dialogue of the Day

MYCROFT: Don’t be smart. SHERLOCK: That takes me back. (In a little boy’s voice) “Don’t be smart, Sherlock. I’m the smart one.” MYCROFT (glowering at him): I am the smart one. (Sherlock looks off to the side reflectively.) SHERLOCK: I used to think I was an idiot. MYCROFT: Both of us thought you were an idiot, Sherlock. We had nothing else to go on …