Behold the Would-Be Next President of the United States

In all her glory:

When officials at the University of California at Los Angeles began negotiating a $300,000 speech appearance by Hillary Rodham Clinton, the school had one request: Could we get a reduced rate for public universities?

The answer from Clinton’s representatives: $300,000 is the “special university rate.”

That e-mail exchange and other internal communications, obtained this week by The Washington Post under a Freedom of Information Act request, provide a rare glimpse into the complex and meticulous backstage efforts to manage the likely 2016 presidential candidate’s lucrative speaking career.

At UCLA, efforts to book Clinton and then prepare for her visit were all-consuming, beginning almost immediately after she left her job as secretary of state on Feb. 1, 2013, until she delivered her Luskin Lecture for Thought Leadership speech on March 5, 2014.

The documents show that Clinton’s representatives at the Harry Walker Agency exerted considerable control over her appearance and managed even the smallest details — from requesting lemon wedges and water on stage to a computer, scanner, and a spread of hummus and crudité in the green room backstage.

Top university officials discussed at length the style and color of the executive armchairs Clinton and moderator Lynn Vavreck would sit in as they carried on a question-and-answer session, as well as the kind of pillows to be situated on each chair. Clinton’s representatives requested that the chairs be outfitted with two long, rectangular pillows — and that two cushions be kept backstage in case the chair was too deep and she needed additional back support.

I am absolutely certain that middle class and working-poor voters will have no problem whatsoever relating to a presidential candidate whose $300,000 speaking fee is a “special university rate” (gee, thanks for helping to keep tuition low so that students don’t have to go into massive amounts of debt. Oh, wait . . .), and who demands in divaesque fashion that “lemon wedges” and “a spread of hummus and crudité” be available. Real person of the people, that Hillary Clinton.

Have I mentioned recently that this soon-to-be presidential campaign is looking more and more to be a complete and unmitigated disaster?